Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Just raping the tweens that Americans don't want to rape.

Up in New York, a twelve year old babysitter was assaulted by a naked illegal wearing a mask. Thankfully she was able to fight off the criminal. Police say that 33 year old Rigoberto Perez, an illegal (read: criminal) alien from Guatemala, is the bad guy. From the STORY:

Kent Town Police say a little before 11 p.m. Saturday the babysitter and the two younger children were watching television in a bedroom when the 12-year-old girl noticed a light go off in the living room.

A few seconds later a naked man wearing a mask jumped on top of her. Kent Police Lieutenant Alex DiVernieri says the girl was able to fight off the guy by punching him in the face. When he ran out, she took the two children to her family's apartment upstairs and her father called 9-11.

Officer Joe Peters responded within a minute and saw a stranger near the garage. He grabbed the man, who was now clothed, but the man slipped out of his jacket and took off toward Ryan Park nearby.

The suspect fell into a stream and was arrested. Police say he is 33-year-old Rigoberto Perez a homeless illegal alien from Guatemala. He's being charged with burglary, assault, and unlawful imprisonment.

Police say the babysitter was treated for injuries to her neck and back.

Brave girl. Good job by her in protecting herself and the children. WTF hopes that Rigoberto spends a lot of time in prison. I suppose ol' Rigoberto was just here doing the jobs that Americans don't want to do, and was here raping the tweens that Americans don't want to rape.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Does This Tie Make Me Look Thin?

Or, I hope the firemen get here soon, my leg is cramping.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Enquirer Gets Snookered...Big time.

Check out this link. It is to the Enquirer's politics blog. It looks just like a recycled press release from Dr. Victoria Wells aka Dr. Victoria Wulsin. In fact, that is mostly what the post is. The full Enquirer article, from the print edition is here. Basically, the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee has added Dr. Wells AKA Dr. Wulsin to a new list of fourth tier candidates. Yes, they have five catagories. There are four "waves" of races, plus those who have no chance. Wulsin has been upgraded from the "has no chance" list (in which candidates aren't really even on a list), to the FOURTH out of a possible four "waves"...basically they are saying that if the sky is sunny, and the planets are properly aligned at the same time that Hell freezes over, then Dr. Wells AKA Dr. Wulsin might have a prayer...but only if Bon Jovi has a number one hit and regrows the mullets. Basically, Wells/Wulsin has the same chance that I do of winning.

Update: Viking Spirit was trapped too. It just goes to show that you can't trust the print media 100%. It was only luck that WTF decided to check up on the issue, and not trust the Enquirer's puff piece.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

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Breaking News: Victoria Wulsin's campaign strategy meeting infiltrated.

In an amazing turn of events, I was able to infiltrate the campaign strategy meeting for Victoria Wulsin. What was happening shocked even me.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Family Planning Advice

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What does "Democrat" stand for?

If you ask some:

Character, and

Council Against Health Fraud exposes Wulsin.

The National Council Against Health Fraud is calling out Victoria Wulsin. In a write up about her work with the Heimlich Institute, they say:
live malaria parasites were injected into humans as a treatment for HIV infections. The experiments were conducted in Africa by Henry Heimlich, M.D. (popularizer of the "Heimlich Maneuver" for treating choking). In 2004, Heimlich engaged Wulsin to review his work on "malariotherapy" and write a business plan for promoting it.

Now, Dr. Wulsin did conclude that the Heimlich Institute's work was quackery, but the report goes on to say:

when it became clear that the report would be made public by others, she released it but added an executive summary in which she claimed that her involvement with the Heimlich Institute was "strictly limited" to a research review. However, the original report indicates that she had access to experimental data, knew that something was radically wrong, and was aware of ethical violations that she should have reported to appropriate governmental authorities. The report also indicates that an "American sponsor" was collaborating with Heimlich, but Wulsin has refused to reveal the sponsor's name.

Yes, Dr. Victoria Wells/Wulsin failed to report ethical violations of which she was aware. Dr. Wulsin failed the poor people in Africa, and failed her oath as a doctor. Disgusting. Dr. Wells/Wulsin claims to be concerned about healthcare. Why wasn't she concerned enough to report potential misconduct to the authorities?

A good day: Two Criminals Shot.

This morning's Enquirer has two articles that warm the cockles of WTF's cold, Conservative heart. Heck, they even warm the sub-cockle region of that cold, Conservative heart.

A teenaged hoodlum with a long criminal record was shot and killed by a citizen after the hoodlum stole the citizen's car. Rumor has it that hoodlum Quavale Finnell may have tried to run over the citizen, Bennie Hall.

Additionally, The Enquirer reports that a heroic clerk shot and wounded a criminal who attempted to rob his convenient mart. WTF prays for the clerk, who was also wounded in the altercation.

Fighting back: The best way to lower crime.

Cranley: Clearly a Cut and Run Coward.

In Last night's debate with Congressman Steve Chabot, John Cranley said he wanted a "redeployment" from Iraq. For those who don't know, "redeployment" is liberal doublespeak for "cut and run".

Cranley in Congress? Hell no.

Cranley, just another Murtha.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Another Ass Exposed: "Whistleblower" Jim Schifirin

No, we're not talking about Chris Finney and his ass shaking this time. We are talking about Finney's special friend, Jim Schifrin...a man with the aptly earned nickname of "The Blower". Over at the Cincinnati Beacon, a poster goes into full detail of the sordid affair between Schifrin, Finney, Heimlich and Brinkman. It is a good read.

Phil Heimlich surrounds himself with the unsavory. WTF wonders if Hemilich will ever have the guts to denounce his crooked cronies, Finney and Schifrin.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Attack of the killer bunnies.

If you ever want to torture your kids, show them this.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Shocked, Just shocked, I say.

Ohio Conservative: This Should be Interesting

Check out the above. Good link to a new GOP ad that quotes OBL and others. Phil Prenger says:
I predict the Democrats will be shocked, SHOCKED that the Republicans are talking about the most important issue of the election instead of Mark Foley.

How wrong was Howard, really?

Politics Extra: Report from Blue Ash

In the above link, you'll see Enquirer reporter Howard Wilkinson's report in which he noted about 100 folks at the rainy, cold rally for Blackwell. Well, I'm here to tell the truth, the whole truth. Howard's post was at 5:54. H owever, I believe that he wrote it earlier. Since the report was posted by Carl Weiser, it stands to reason that Wilkinson emailed it to Weiser, who then posted it. Given that this stuff takes time, we'll give a five minute spread. Heck, let's call it 5:50 when Howard wrote his report.

At that time, Howard Wilkinson was correct. There were about 120 folks there. So, Howard was close enough. However, he should have posted later with more correct numbers. The event really got rolling at about 6:15. By that time, WTF counted about 215 in attendence. By 6:30, WTF noted 275 or more...probably more than 300. So, WTF cannot fault Wilkinson's earlier reporting, but notes that an update should have been given.

Anthony Munoz is a great asset to the party.
Congresswoman Schmidt was on her "A Game" and really connected.
Commissioner Phil Heimlich did a fine job, but strained himself on his jokes.
Commander Bill Cunningham worked the crowd the best.
Sean Hannity looks different in person, and doesn't do as good a job at whipping a crowd up as Cunningham.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Schmidt opens up lead on Wulsin. Likely GOP retention.

In a poll released today, SurveyUSA has Congresswoman Jean Schmidt expanding her lead over left-wing challenger Victoria Wells/Victoria Wulsin. The poll was paid for by WCPO, a TV station in Cincinnati. When asked the question:

If the election for U.S. House of Representatives were today, and you were standing in the voting booth right now, who would you vote for? Republican Jean Schmidt? Democrat Victoria Wulsin? Or some other candidate?

Likely voters selected Schmidt over Wulsin by 8 points. SurveyUSA noted:
Schmidt Edges Wulsin, Keeps OH2 House Seat for GOP:

In an election for US House of Representatives in Ohio's 2nd Congressional District today, 10/17/06, Republican Congresswoman Jean Schmidt edges Democrat Victoria Wulsin by 8 points, according to a SurveyUSA poll conducted exclusively for WCPO-TV Cincinnati. 3 weeks to the 11/7/06 election, Schmidt gets 48%. Wulsin gets 40%. Since an identical SurveyUSA poll released 9/20/06, Schmidt has gained 3 points and Wulsin has lost 2 points. Schmidt had led by 3, now leads by 8. Schmidt leads by 10 points among voters under 35. 4 weeks ago, Wulsin led this group by 6, a 16-point swing. Schmidt leads by 24 points among voters age 35-49, an 18-point improvement. Voters over 50 are evenly split. Schmidt leads by 15 points among men and by 3 points among women. Republicans support Schmidt 6:1. Democrats support Wulsin 12:1. Independents break 4:3 for Wulsin. Schmidt leads by 16 points among voters with household income over $80K, a 15-point improvement. Of those who approve of President George W. Bush's job performance, 82% support Schmidt. Of those who disapprove of Bush's performance, 77% support Wulsin. President Bush's approval rating among likely voters in Ohio's 2nd CD is 51%. In the past month, voter enthusiasm has increased in this district. The percentage of "likely voters" in SurveyUSA's turnout model has increased from 62% to 69% of registered voters. 4 weeks ago, 49% of likely voters identified themselves as Republican, today 53%. 4 weeks ago, 31% of likely voters identified themselves as Democrat; today 29%. Schmidt was first elected to Congress in a special election in 2005.

Also interesting to note is that the percentage of likely voters who self-identify as Republicans has increased by 4%.

The information is clear. Congresswoman Jean Schmidt will continue to represent the 2nd District of Ohio. This seat will be retained by the GOP.

Esquire Mag endorsement...not much behind it.

Politics Extra: More from Esquire's endorsements

At the above link, you'll run into the Enquirer Political blog's take on the endorsements by Esquire Magazine. WTF notes that the endorsement in the 2nd District is absurd. Seriously. Check it out. They have nothing substantive to say.

The Enquirer gets one right, one wrong.

Today at the Forum: Opening round of endorsements

Check the above link for the Cincinnati Enquirer's endorsements in the race for 1st District Court of Appeals and for County Commissioner. First off, they blew it in the race for Court of Appeals. Jim O'Reilly is not the kind of guy who should be serving on a court. WTF hears that O'Reilly once stated that since none of us were alive when the Ohio or US Constitutions were written, we can't know what they mean. Therefore we need to make the Constitutions mean whatever we need them to mean whenever we need them to mean it. O'Reilly is clearly NOT QUALIFIED.

Pepper? Good choice. Heimlich and his crony Chris Finney need to go. I can't wait until Chris Finney no longer holds any position of influence in this county. The man is awful, uncouth, and a detriment to our county.

Exploding tree hugging heads and DeWine's correspondence.

A friend of mine figured out the best way to explode an "eco-liberal's" head. He thinks that an electric or hybrid HUMMER with a .50 calibre machine gun mounted on top and a peace symbol painted on the hood would cause brain overload as the bunny brigade decided whether to love it or to hate it.

We have a test run scheduled in Yellow Springs just before Thanksgiving.

In other news, the following letter was recently sent to Senator Mike DeWine, by another friend.

The Honorable Michael Dewine
Senate Office Building
309 Hart
WashingtonDC , 20510

Dear Senator Dewine,

As a native Ohioan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent,


Moonbat: Sheehan plays fido with her uterus.

Cindy Sheehan continues to disgrace the memory of her son, Specialist Casey Sheehan, United States Army, deceased. For those who don't know, Specialist Sheehan is a true American hero. He was a soldier and mechanic in the Army's Charlie Batter, 1st Battalion, 82nd Field Artillary Regiment, First Cavalry Division. On April 4, 2004, Specialist Sheehan volunteered as part of a quick reaction force to rescue fellow warfighters in need of aid. For his heroic actions, Specialist Sheehan was awarded the Bronze Star Medal, with the Valor device. This combination is awarded for heroic or meritorious achievement or service with combat heroism.

Specialist Sheehan was killed in action that day.

Since his death, his mother has disgraced his name. Now it only gets worse. Hot Air blog has a recording of Sheehan discussing the burial of her uterus in Crawford , TX.

Perhaps "Mother" Sheehan is mentally ill. Maybe her son's death put her over the edge. Either way, she needs help.

Politics Extra: Poet Giovanni calls Blackwell S.O.B. at Square

The Dean really gets one wrong.

In the above link, you'll find the Dean of Cincinnati defending Nikki Giovanni's alleged poetry, or at least questioning the credentials of those who would challenge her alleged poetry. I don't care who you are, Nikki Giovanni was crass, and her comments were out of line. Nasty Bruish n Short covers the whole incident quite well.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Christianity Causes Violence.

Australia's Courier-Mail newspaper has a story today about how a Muslim father attempted to kill his daughter because she wanted to convert to Christianity. He ended up killing his wife when she tried to intervene and hurt himself critically in the process. Obviously, this is the fault of Christianity. If Christianity hadn't been involved, this Muslim family would still be ok.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Food: It's what's for lunch.

Today lunch was at Arthurs, in Hyde Park. Great burgers. If you haven't been there, they are on Edwards right off Hyde Park Square. Another great lunch spot, a Cincinnati Legend is on Mt. Lookout Square...who know's the place? Here's a clue...they have a train.

This is too easy, isn't it?

Other Takes on Finney's Ample Ass.

The Dean of Cincinnati at the Cincinnati Beacon writes:

The Cincinnati Beacon has been writing about The Three Centurions and the Bill Gothard related stories for over a year. It looks now like the story has finally graduated to the next level. Things have tipped. Team Heimlich cannot ignore the blatant cronyism anymore, and other reporters are starting to ask more questions.

But let’s just pause and really think about this for a moment: Phil Heimlich’s friend, mentor, and business partner, actually lifted up his coat-tails and slapped his ass at Bridget Doherty!

What kind of a man does that?

What kind of man tells a woman to kiss his ass?

What kind of man points his posterior at a lady and slaps it in her general

Viking Spirit notes that Finney is widely believed to be the puppetmaster behind write in Hack Nate Noy and his frivolous complaints against Jean Schmidt.

Blog talks about the Finney-Heimlich scandal and then goes into Heimlich's business dealings wiht Finney.

Calling upon Finney to resign or Heimlich to fire him.

Due to his recent acts, detailed in a previous post, WTF is calling upon Chris Finney to resign from all government appointments. WTF also calls upon Phil Heimlich to publicy denounce his business partner's antics and for Heimlich to pledge that he will never support Finney for a position of public trust again.

So, I ask everybody who agrees to write Commissioner Heimlich, Commissioner Portune, and Commissioner DeWine at:


You should also write Finney at finney@gocoast.org

Finney is an embarassment. He needs to go!

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Tasteless Joke time:

Warning: the following is sick.

Q: Why doesn't Congressman Foley like bookmarks?

A: He likes his Pages bent over!

Thanks...WTF is here all week.

So, I'm wondering if Foley should change his affiliation to Democrat to take the heat off himself. What he did wasn't that bad? Was it? It isn't like he shoved a cigar up the boy's ass and then smoked it.

Seriously, another thing to be pissed at this guy about is the fact that his attorney is now alleging that Foley was molested by a priest. I would like to be among the first to raise the red flag of BS. Don't forget that Foley has "alcohol problems", too. BS. Alcohol doesn't cause an allegedly straight guy to start chasing post pubescent teenagers.

Yes, WTF is angry. What happened to taking responsibility for your own actions. Congressman Foley, you should be ashamed. You shouldn't be blaming a nonexistent priest, or booze. You should blame yourself, and only yourself.

Enquirer Blog: Heimlich Crony melts down.

Politics Extra: Finney to Pepper: Kiss my (expletive)

Chris Finney is well known in Cincinnati Republican circles...as a snake. Finney is the business partner and sometimes companion of Hamilton County Commissioner Phil Heimlich. Finney is also the cofounder of COAST with Tom Brinkman. Finney has also been appointed to numerous boards and commissions by Phil Heimlich.

Finney and Brinkman are the architects behind the constant attacks on their fellow Republican, Jean Schmidt. With Heimlich's ties as "best friends" with the two, there is no way that he is not involved. Finney and Brinkman are the puppetmasters of Nate Noy, the Pike County nut who filed the frivolous complaints against the Congresswoman.

Basically, it boils down to the fact that Phil Heimlich, Chris Finney, and Tom Brinkman are misogynists. They hate the fact that a WOMAN is representing them in Congress. They hate the fact that the woman is from Clermont County. They hate the fact that the woman is not Tom Brinkman, whom Jean Schmidt vanquished in the Special Primary some time ago.

Insider rumors indicate that the corrupt COAST cabal wants is trying to weaken Congresswoman Schimdt so that they can run their own corrupt candidate, Phil Heimlich against her in two years. I wouldn't put that past them.

Because of their corruption, this Republican stands opposed to the COAST cabal. Heimlich needs to go so that dignity can be restored and so that Finney loses his influence.

Chris Finney is an ass. He needs to realize that nobody wants to further see his ass, nor hear his opinions.